Of course, then there's the risk of an overzealous cop or bystander taking the guy out, but I think one could definitely make a pretty lasting impression on one's coworkers (or whoever) by walking in and going postal with a paintball gun and then letting them all thank themselves that it wasn't real. If just one looney will decide to use paintball weapons instead of real guns, it might become a trend. Unfortunately, there'd be no way to cultivate its acceptance. (j/k) View image: /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gifįrank, I think you've stumbled on a really cool idea. I only think of shooting people after I've been playing Doom. That's what I think about when I walk down the street. View image: /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif yum!"Īnd I walk away with a shit eating grin and a lifetime of memories. Just then a good outstanding young prep leaps up and tries to tackle me to save his fellow Gap mongers but I see his cunning move and I whip him with the broad side of my large heavy 20 ounce CO2 tank and he falls on the ground motionless.Īs soon as the hip trendy gathering spot is cleared out I walk outside and stand on one of the preps brand new Honda's which mommy and daddy paid for and I jump on top of the hood and sing "Fish heads Fish Heads. they are covered in blue paint and my Automag is covered in frost from the rapid firing I'm dishing out. I then leap onto a table and slap shots into the back of scared trendy preps heads as they try and run for the door and I can hardly aim because I'm laughing SOOO hard. as the paintballs bean them in the head they make a nasty "thwack thwack!!!" sound and their nicely cut trim hair flaps in different directions as I pound shot after shot from my finely tuned Automag just "POP POP POP!!" right in the top of the head and I listen to them scream in pain as I knock them senseless with a hail of high speed traveling paintballs. Then I start whaling off shots at all the little preppies heads. I stand up and enjoy the look on everyone's face. oh and I have the reg jacked up ALL the way so instead of the tourney legal 300 feet per sec velocity it's now at a roaring 430 fps. Fish heads fish heads rolly polly fish heads original video full#inside of it I pull out a 68 Automag paintball marker with a mini crown point barrel vertical CO2 tank and a Viewloader full of dark blue RP Sheer paintballs. I start to open my pretty wrapped present. I set the above-mentioned drink and don't touch it. I order a mocha lanta tripple cappuccino extra trend coffee and sit at a table in the middle of the place. I am carrying a present wrapped in such pretty wrapping. and black T Shirt covered in my army all weather jacket. with my cheap sun glasses on wearing my jeans. all the "I'm Bi-sexual cause it's cool" whores and all the art school fags. then ya got the "I'm so wacky I'm just gonna talk real loud and hug all my friends" people which annoy the piss out of me. they pretend to hate the world and everything including people yet they read books in a crowded place like a coffee shop. I walk into the local coffee shop where all the Birkenstock wearing Gap shopping "cool" kids are. I usually think about popping people in the head with my paintball gun.
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